One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.
The brain
said,
“I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in
charge.”
The eyes said,
“I see everything and
let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be
in charge.”
The hands said,
“Without me we
wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important
and I should be in charge.”
The stomach said,
“I
turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve.
So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The legs said,
“Without me we wouldn’t be able to move
anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
Then the rectum said,
“I think I should be in charge.”
All the rest of the parts said, “You?!?
You
don’t do anything!
You’re not important!
You can’t be in charge.”
So the rectum closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,
the stomach
was all queasy,
the hands were all shaky,
the eyes were all watery,
and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story?
You don’t
have to be the most important to be in charge, any a**hole can do it.
We
aren't casting humor on bowel problems,
we are just trying to show the
importance of good
bowel maintenance in a humourous way!